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Songs of the Unforgiven Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Title: Songs of the Unforgiven
Year: 2004
$14.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 9.71 €)
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Title Length Sample  
1 Prelude -- No  
2 Sonnet 1 -- No  
3 And So Will Always Be -- No  
4 The Unforgiven Ones -- No  
5 Interlude 1 -- No  
6 Come Down To The Sinkhole -- No  
7 Is The Spell Really Broken? -- No  
8 Everlasting Peace -- No  
9 Sonnet 2 -- No  
10 The Beginning Of The End -- No  
11 Interlude 2 -- No  
12 Youíve Had Your Run -- No  
13 There Is No Final Winner -- No  
14 Youíve Done It Once Again -- No  
15 Sonnet 3 -- No  
16 The Wicked And The Evil -- No  
17 Postlude -- No  


Puss íNí Boots Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Title: Puss íNí Boots
Year: 2003
$14.99 CDN 
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Title Length Sample  
1 Itís a Shame 4:15 No  
2 Everything is Better With Me 3:33 No  
3 Triple Master Blaster 2:50 No  
4 Iím the Man (That You Are Not) 3:32 No  
5 Stupid Same 2:58 No  
6 Iíll See What I Can Do 3:19 No  
7 Your Gun Wonít Fire (Remix) 3:51 No  
8 Flying Feeling 3:24 No  
9 If Ya Wanna Know 3:53 No  
10 Bye Bye Baby, Goodbye 3:00 No  
11 I Never Try That Hard 4:46 No  
12 Never Bother Looking Back 2:58 No  
13 Itíll Never Leave You Alone 3:17 No  

Produced by Stuart Cameron
Mixed by Jamey Staub for Perimeter Productions


I Donít Care That You Donít Mind Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Title: I Donít Care That You Donít Mind
Year: 2001
$15.00 CDN 
(approx. USD $10.55)
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Title Length Sample  
1 I Donít Care That You Donít Mind 4:02 No  
2 On And On 2:17 No  
3 The Day We Never Met 4:22 No  
4 Let It Feel Like Something Else 3:03 No  
5 Little Secret 2:25 No  
6 Sittiní On A Tree Stump 2:05 No  
7 Buzziní Flies 3:20 No  
8 Yer Devil Ways 4:39 No  
9 Hanginí Tree 2:50 No  
10 Every Morning 2:50 No  
11 Never Cominí Back 2:33 No  
12 Put Me In A Corner Of Your Mind 4:44 No  
13 Shoot íEm Up, Shoot íEm Down 4:51 No  
14 I Never Fall Asleep At Night 2:22 No  

Produced by Scott Harding
Recorded at Feswick Productions, Nova Scotia, Greene St. Recordings, New York, New York
Mixed at Greene St. Recordings, New York, New York

Musicians: Brad Roberts (vocals, guitars, Ukulele), Danny MacKenzie (drums, background vocals), Dave Morton (acoustic bass, background vocals), Kent Greene (guitars, background vocals), Kenny Wollesen (Drums, percussion), Andrew Hall (acoustic bass)


Crash Test Dude Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Title: Crash Test Dude
Year: 2001
$22.00 CDN 
(approx. USD $15.47)
(approx. EURO 14.25 €)
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Title Length Sample  
Disc 1
1 Introductory remarks 1:52 No  
2 Understand Your Man 3:04 Yes  
3 An aside regarding prostitution 1:09 No  
4 Androgynous 3:38 No  
5 I Want To Par-tay! 2:51 No  
6 Oral sex is proffered by Mr. Roberts in order to compensate a customer for the high ticket price 0:34 No  
7 Cocaine 4:13 No  
8 Give Yourself A Hand 3:28 No  
9 Trident Gum Theme 1:32 No  
10 Da Do Ron Ron 3:48 No  
11 A discussion of bowel difficulties during the performance 1:05 No  
12 Afternoons & Coffeespoons 4:18 No  
13 A poem, "Scientific Management," is read 3:08 No  
14 Keep A Lid On Things 2:42 Yes  
15 A hilariously derisive account of my heritage ensues, as I banter on, ever more wittily, the scotch 1:00 No  
16 Supermanís Song 5:00 No  

Disc 2
1 Relation between bass baritone guitar and the penis is discussed 1:23 No  
2 God Shuffled His Feet 3:52 No  
3 My freedom from all STDs is is firmly and self-servingly established 1:04 No  
4 A Cigarette Is All You Get 3:12 No  
5 He Liked To Feel It 4:09 No  
6 The String Change Song 2:31 No  
7 Delilah 4:32 No  
8 La Grange 2:53 No  
9 Torontonians: Pros And Cons 1:10 No  
10 Unbreak My Heart 4:36 No  
11 My reputation in the politically correct press as "Crash Test Drunkard" 1:30 No  
12 Bette Davis Eyes 2:53 No  
13 Another poem, entitled "Circumcision," is read 3:32 No  
14 Baby One More Time 3:28 No  
15 Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm 5:26 No  
16 encore 0:51 No  

Produced by Paul Tozer and Brad Roberts
Recorded by Paul Tozer
Mixed by L. Stu Young at Metalworks in Toronto, Canada

Musicians: Brad Roberts (lead vocals, acoustic guitar, bass baritone guitar), Murray Pulver (back-up vocals, acoustic and electric guitar)


Give Yourself A Hand Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Title: Give Yourself A Hand
Year: 1998
$9.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 6.47 €)
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Title Length Sample  
1 Keep A Lid On Things -- No  
2 A Cigarette Is All You Get -- No  
3 Just Chillin -- No  
4 I Want To Par Tay -- No  
5 Give Yourself A Hand -- No  
6 Get You In The Morning -- No  
7 Pissed With Me -- No  
8 Just Shoot Me Baby -- No  
9 A Little Something -- No  
10 I Love You Goo -- No  
11 Aching To Sneeze -- No  
12 Playing Dead -- No  

Produced by Greg Wells


A Wormís Life Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Title: A Wormís Life
Year: 1996
$12.99 CDN 
(approx. USD $9.13)
(approx. EURO 8.41 €)
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Title Length Sample  
1 Overachievers -- No  
2 He Liked To Feel It -- No  
3 A Wormís Life -- No  
4 Our Driver Gestures -- No  
5 My Enemies -- No  
6 There Are Many Dangers -- No  
7 Iím Outlived By That Thing? -- No  
8 All Of This Ugly -- No  
9 An Old Scab -- No  
10 My Own Sunrise -- No  
11 Iím A Dog -- No  
12 Swatting Flies -- No  

Produced by Brad Robers, Mitch Dorge and Dan Roberts


God Shuffled His Feet Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Title: God Shuffled His Feet
Year: 1993
$13.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 9.06 €)
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Title Length Sample  
1 God Shuffled His Feet -- No  
2 Afternoons & Coffeespoons -- No  
3 Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm -- No  
4 In The Days Of The Caveman -- No  
5 Swimming In Your Ocean -- No  
6 Here I Stand Before Me -- No  
7 I Think Iíll Disapper Now -- No  
8 How Does A Duck Know? -- No  
9 When I Go Out With Artists -- No  
10 Psychic, The -- No  
11 Two Knights And Maidens -- No  
12 Untitled -- No  

Produced by Jerry Harrison and Crash Test Dummies


The Ghosts That Haunt Me Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Title: The Ghosts That Haunt Me
Year: 1991
$13.99 CDN 
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Title Length Sample  
1 Winter Song -- No  
2 Cominí Back Soon (The Bereft Manís Song) -- No  
3 Supermanís Song -- No  
4 Country Life, The -- No  
5 Here On Earth (Iíll Have My Cake) -- No  
6 Ghosts That Haunt Me, The -- No  
7 Thick-Necked Man -- No  
8 Androgynous -- No  
9 Voyage, The -- No  
10 At My Funeral -- No  

Produced by: Steve Berlin
Executive Producer: Thomas Sparling
Engineer: Bob Doige
2nd Engineer: Chris Brett
Mixed by Bob Shaper, Except: "At My Funeral", mixed by Mark Linett
2nd Mixing Engineer: Sarah Browder
Recorded at Wayne Finucan Studio, Winnipeg, Manitoba
Mixed at OíHenry Studio, Los Angeles, CA.
Brad Roberts is a member of CAPAC/SOCAN
All songs written by Brad Roberts
Except: Thick Necked Man, by Benjamin Darvill; Androgynous, by Paul Westerberg.

Guest Musicians:
Steve Berlin: Percussion, Bob Doige: Recorder on "At My Funeral", Vince Lambert: Drums, Greg Leisz: Pedal Steel on "The Voyage", Garth Reid: Banjo on "Cominí Back Soon", Lynn Selwood: Cello on "Supermanís Song", Bill Zulak: Violin on "Winter Song", "The Country Life", "At My Funeral"

Design and Photography: Kevin Mutch
Booklet Imagery from Gustave Doreís illustrations to Samuel Taylor Coleridgeís The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Dover Publications, Inc. 1970.