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Torpid CD Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Torpid CD
Year: 2008
$15.99 CDN 
(approx. USD $15.91)
(approx. EURO 11.40 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 Big Box Store -- No  
2 Banter -- No  
3 Hollywood Girl -- No  
4 Cellphone Vigilante -- No  
5 Boring -- No  
6 Banter -- No  
7 Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah -- No  
8 The Me Song -- No  
9 I Got Fingers -- No  
10 Banter -- No  
11 Uncle Lou -- No  
12 She Talks During Movies -- No  
13 My Neighbour’s Learning Saxophone -- No  
14 Punk Rocker -- No  
15 Banter -- No  
16 My Boy -- No  
17 Banter -- No  
18 If I Were Prime Minister -- No  
19 Reprise -- No  


Beige Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Beige
Year: 2006
$15.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 11.40 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 Pressure Washer -- No  
2 Go To Sleep Little Leech -- No  
3 Twins -- No  
4 The Guy With Computer Know-How -- No  
5 I.B.S. -- No  
6 Ezra Eats -- No  
7 Security Guard -- No  
8 The Ballad of Edna and Ida -- No  
9 Mime Abduction -- No  
10 Henria Belt -- No  
11 Canadaman -- No  
12 Teenage Angst -- No  
13 The Prescription Drug Song -- No  
14 Dumb Guys -- No  
15 Brian’s Balls -- No  


Toast Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Toast
Year: 2004
$15.99 CDN 
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Title Length Sample  
1 Life in the Road 3:14 No  
2 I Like Toast 1:14 No  
3 New Car Smell 2:44 No  
4 Waltz, Waltz, Walt’s 0:44 No  
5 Hot Dog Song 3:06 No  
6 Little Cuban Friend 3:03 No  
7 I Am Not American 3:14 No  
8 Allies Land in Normandy 1:01 No  
9 The Golf Song 1:44 No  
10 All the Lego in Scandinavia 1:07 No  
11 I Pulled My Groin 1:45 No  
12 So Disappointed by You All 1:00 No  
13 Bottle of Booze 2:48 No  
14 Circulation Man 1:04 No  
15 Head in the Freezer 3:04 No  
16 The Monkey Song 3:06 No  
17 Take Your Shirt Off 0:53 No  
18 Particle Board 2:52 No  
19 Shipwreck Balladeer 4:31 No  
20 The Coffee Song 2:11 No  
21 We’re Very Ethnic 0:51 No  
22 Trip to Greece 2:42 No  
23 Wolfe Island Ferry 2:36 No  
24 Thank You Very Much 1:34 No  

Produced by Andy Thompson.
Recorded live at High’s Room, Toronto, Ontario in June 2003 with The Toaster Oven Band: Al ’12 Grain’ Cross (drums), David ’Crumpet’ Woodhead (bass), Wendell ’Pumpernickle’ Ferguson (guitars), Anne ’English Muffin’ Lindsay (fiddle) and Andy ’Waffle’ Thompson (keyboards). Additional musicians: Paul Champan (guitars/mandolin), Bob Arlidge (upright bass), Burke Carroll (dobro), Michael Beauclerc (percussion), Matt Fines (banjo), Mark Hiscops (tuba) and Frigo Zapletal (mandolin).
Live show engineered by Anne Keillor.
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Andy Thompson.
All songs written by The Arrogant Worms, except ’A Bottle of Booze’ written by Chris Staig (with modifications by The Arrogrant Worms)


Semi-Conducted Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Semi-Conducted
Year: 2003
$15.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 11.40 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 Overture 2:55 No  
2 Big Fat Road Manager 3:12 No  
3 Canada’s Really Big 2:27 No  
4 Rocks and Trees 4:43 No  
5 Log In to You 3:54 No  
6 I am Cow 3:18 No  
7 Last Saskachewan Pirate 4:42 No  
8 Gaelic Song 4:03 No  
9 Me Like Hockey 3:16 No  
10 Carrot Juice is Murder 3:50 No  
11 Dangerous 2:44 No  
12 Billy the Theme Park Shark 2:20 No  
13 Celine Dion 3:40 No  
14 We are the Beaver 4:00 No  


Gift Wrapped Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Gift Wrapped
Year: 2002
$14.99 CDN 
(approx. USD $14.92)
(approx. EURO 10.69 €)
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Title Length Sample  
1 A Man Has Needs -- No  
2 Jesus’ Brother Bob -- No  
3 Boy Band -- No  
4 Malcolm -- No  
5 Big Fat Road Manager -- No  
6 Carrot Juice Is Murder -- No  
7 The Happy Happy Birthday Song -- No  
8 Me Like Hockey -- No  
9 Idiot Road -- No  
10 Christmas Is Almost Here -- No  
11 Log In To You -- No  
12 I Am Cow -- No  
13 Celine Dion -- No  
14 Let There Be Guns -- No  
15 Rippy The Gator -- No  
16 Santa’s Gonna Kick your Ass -- No  
17 Dog Named Bob (bonus track) -- No  
18 Song Inside My Head (bonus track) -- No  


C’est Cheese Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: C’est Cheese
Year: 2002
$15.99 CDN 
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Title Length Sample  
1 Sam, The Guy From ’Quiney’ 1:52 No  
2 Kill The Dog Next Door 3:27 No  
3 Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts 5:04 No  
4 Sex, Drugs & RRSPs 2:35 No  
5 History Is Made By Stupid People 2:35 No  
6 My Voice Is Changing 2:16 No  
7 Proud To Be A Banker 2;20 No  
8 Horizon 3:24 No  
9 The Happy Happy Birthday Song 1:54 No  
10 Dangerous 2:46 No  
11 The Mountie Song 3:22 No  
12 Dog Food Woman 2:45 No  
13 Mounted Animal Nature Trail 2:08 No  
14 A Real Letter From A real Yahoo 0:52 No  
15 Let There Be Guns 2:08 No  


Russell’s Shorts Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Russell’s Shorts
Year: 2002
$15.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 11.40 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 Tokyo Love Song 3:08 No  
2 Carrot Juice Is Murder 3:22 No  
3 Rippy The Gator 2:54 No  
4 Killer Robots From Venus 3:31 No  
5 Having Fun Is Bad For You 5:02 No  
6 The Fishing Song 3:27 No  
7 William Shakespeare’s In My Cat 3:26 No  
8 A Night On Dildo 2:45 No  
9 The Last Sensitive Cowboy 4:10 No  
10 Losing Hair Under God 5:25 No  
11 Big Fat Road Manager 3:08 No  


Arrogant Worms Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Arrogant Worms
Year: 2002
$15.99 CDN 
(approx. USD $15.91)
(approx. EURO 11.40 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 The Last Saskatchewan Pirate -- No  
2 The Credit Song -- No  
3 Let’s Go Bowling -- No  
4 Goin’ Huntin’ -- No  
5 Don’t Go Into Politics -- No  
6 No Sale/No Store -- No  
7 The Canadian Crisis Song -- No  
8 The Ballad Of Dan -- No  
9 Jesus’ Brother Bob -- No  
10 I Want To Look Like Arnold -- No  
11 Car Full Of Pain -- No  
12 The Christmas Song -- No  


Idiot Road Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Idiot Road
Year: 2001
$15.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 11.40 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 Idiot Road 2:57 No  
2 Boy Band 3:34 No  
3 We Are The Beaver 4:03 No  
4 Baby Poo 1;32 No  
5 Fuzzy Dice 3:25 No  
6 I Ran Away 3:06 No  
7 Trichinosis 1:49 No  
8 Billy The Theme Park Shark 2:05 No  
9 Stalker Girl 2:57 No  
10 Worst Seat On The Plane 2:34 No  
11 Really Scary 2:07 No  
12 Drink With Me 2:42 No  
13 Mrs. Catto Loves Her Budgie (Special Bonus Track - CD only) 1:52 No  


Dirt! Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Dirt!
Year: 1999
$15.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 11.40 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 A Man Has Needs 3:43 No  
2 Steel Drivin’ Man 3:56 No  
3 Great To Be A Nerd 1:55 No  
4 Celine Dion 3:15 No  
5 Rocks And Trees 1:38 No  
6 Gaelic Song 2:40 No  
7 Wong’s Chinese Buffet 2:11 No  
8 I Am Cow 1:56 No  
9 Johnny Came Home Headless 2:54 No  
10 Heimlich Maneuver 3:10 No  
11 Scary Ned 3:15 No  
12 Sponges 2:10 No  
13 Log In To You 3:56 No  
14 Winnebago (Special Bonus Track) 6:25 No  


Christmas Turkey Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Christmas Turkey
Year: 1998
$12.99 CDN 
(approx. USD $12.93)
(approx. EURO 9.26 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 Santa’s Gonna Kick Your Ass 1:19 No  
2 The Christmas Song 1:37 No  
3 Santa Got Arrested 2:13 No  
4 Christmas Sucks 3:53 No  
5 Things Are Looking Bad For Santa 2;20 No  
6 Christmas Turkey Blues 4:00 No  
7 Oh God, I’m Santa Claus! 2:47 No  
8 christmas Is Almost Here 2:18 No  
9 Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day 2:00 No  
10 The Same Christmas Cake 2;55 No  
11 Christmastime 3:08 No  
12 Christmas Blues 3:04 No  
13 Christmas Hangover 2:45 No  
14 Vincent The Christmas Virus 2:12 No  
15 Christmas In Ignace 2:14 No  


Live Bait Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Title: Live Bait
Year: 1997
$15.99 CDN 
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(approx. EURO 11.40 €)

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Title Length Sample  
1 Jesus’ Brother Bob -- No  
2 The Mountie Song -- No  
3 Canada’s Really Big -- No  
4 Me Like Hockey -- No  
5 Proud To Be Canadian -- No  
6 Malcolm -- No  
7 TV Weather Guy -- No  
8 The Ballad Of Dan -- No  
9 Carfull Of Pain -- No  
10 Mounted Animal Nature Trail -- No  
11 Carrot Juice is Murder -- No  
12 The Last Saskatchewan Pirate -- No