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Artist:
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The Arrogant Worms
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Title:
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Torpid CD (signed copy)
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Year:
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2008
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Title
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Length
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Sample
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1
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Big Box Store
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--
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No
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2
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Banter
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--
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No
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3
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Hollywood Girl
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--
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No
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4
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Cellphone Vigilante
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--
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No
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5
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Boring
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--
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No
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6
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Banter
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--
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No
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7
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Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
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--
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No
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8
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The Me Song
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--
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No
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9
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I Got Fingers
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--
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No
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10
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Banter
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--
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No
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11
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Uncle Lou
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--
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No
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12
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She Talks During Movies
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--
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No
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13
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My Neighbour’s Learning Saxophone
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--
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No
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14
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Punk Rocker
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--
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No
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15
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Banter
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--
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No
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16
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My Boy
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--
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No
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17
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Banter
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--
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No
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18
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If I Were Prime Minister
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--
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No
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19
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Reprise
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--
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No
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Artist:
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The Arrogant Worms
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Title:
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Beige
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Year:
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2006
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Title
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Length
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Sample
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1
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Pressure Washer
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--
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No
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2
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Go To Sleep Little Leech
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--
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No
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3
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Twins
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--
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No
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4
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The Guy With Computer Know-How
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--
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No
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5
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I.B.S.
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--
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No
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6
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Ezra Eats
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--
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No
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7
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Security Guard
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--
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No
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8
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The Ballad of Edna and Ida
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--
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No
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9
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Mime Abduction
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--
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No
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10
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Henria Belt
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--
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No
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11
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Canadaman
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--
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No
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12
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Teenage Angst
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--
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No
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13
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The Prescription Drug Song
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--
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No
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14
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Dumb Guys
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--
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No
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15
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Brian’s Balls
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--
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No
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Artist:
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The Arrogant Worms
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Title:
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Toast
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Year:
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2004
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Title
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Length
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Sample
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1
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Life in the Road
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3:14
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No
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2
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I Like Toast
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1:14
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No
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3
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New Car Smell
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2:44
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No
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4
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Waltz, Waltz, Walt’s
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0:44
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No
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5
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Hot Dog Song
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3:06
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No
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6
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Little Cuban Friend
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3:03
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No
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7
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I Am Not American
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3:14
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No
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8
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Allies Land in Normandy
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1:01
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No
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9
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The Golf Song
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1:44
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No
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10
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All the Lego in Scandinavia
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1:07
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No
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11
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I Pulled My Groin
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1:45
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No
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12
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So Disappointed by You All
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1:00
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No
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13
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Bottle of Booze
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2:48
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No
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14
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Circulation Man
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1:04
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No
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15
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Head in the Freezer
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3:04
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No
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16
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The Monkey Song
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3:06
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No
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17
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Take Your Shirt Off
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0:53
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No
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18
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Particle Board
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2:52
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No
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19
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Shipwreck Balladeer
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4:31
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No
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20
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The Coffee Song
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2:11
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No
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21
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We’re Very Ethnic
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0:51
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No
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22
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Trip to Greece
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2:42
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No
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23
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Wolfe Island Ferry
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2:36
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No
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24
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Thank You Very Much
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1:34
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No
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Produced by Andy Thompson. Recorded live at High’s Room, Toronto, Ontario in June 2003 with The Toaster Oven Band: Al ’12 Grain’ Cross (drums), David ’Crumpet’ Woodhead (bass), Wendell ’Pumpernickle’ Ferguson (guitars), Anne ’English Muffin’ Lindsay (fiddle) and Andy ’Waffle’ Thompson (keyboards). Additional musicians: Paul Champan (guitars/mandolin), Bob Arlidge (upright bass), Burke Carroll (dobro), Michael Beauclerc (percussion), Matt Fines (banjo), Mark Hiscops (tuba) and Frigo Zapletal (mandolin). Live show engineered by Anne Keillor. Recorded, mixed and mastered by Andy Thompson. All songs written by The Arrogant Worms, except ’A Bottle of Booze’ written by Chris Staig (with modifications by The Arrogrant Worms)
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Artist:
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The Arrogant Worms
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Title:
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Semi-Conducted
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Year:
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2003
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Title
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Length
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Sample
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1
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Overture
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2:55
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No
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2
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Big Fat Road Manager
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3:12
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No
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3
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Canada’s Really Big
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2:27
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No
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4
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Rocks and Trees
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4:43
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No
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5
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Log In to You
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3:54
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No
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6
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I am Cow
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3:18
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No
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7
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Last Saskachewan Pirate
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4:42
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No
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8
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Gaelic Song
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4:03
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No
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9
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Me Like Hockey
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3:16
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No
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10
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Carrot Juice is Murder
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3:50
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No
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11
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Dangerous
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2:44
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No
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12
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Billy the Theme Park Shark
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2:20
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No
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13
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Celine Dion
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3:40
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No
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14
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We are the Beaver
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4:00
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No
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Artist:
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The Arrogant Worms
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Title:
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Gift Wrapped
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Year:
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2002
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Title
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Length
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Sample
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1
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A Man Has Needs
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--
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No
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2
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Jesus’ Brother Bob
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--
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No
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3
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Boy Band
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--
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No
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4
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Malcolm
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--
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No
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5
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Big Fat Road Manager
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--
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No
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6
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Carrot Juice Is Murder
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--
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No
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7
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The Happy Happy Birthday Song
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--
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No
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8
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Me Like Hockey
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--
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No
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9
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Idiot Road
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--
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No
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10
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Christmas Is Almost Here
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--
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No
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11
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Log In To You
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--
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No
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12
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I Am Cow
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--
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No
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13
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Celine Dion
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--
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No
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14
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Let There Be Guns
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--
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No
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15
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Rippy The Gator
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--
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No
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16
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Santa’s Gonna Kick your Ass
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--
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No
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17
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Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
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--
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No
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18
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Song Inside My Head (bonus track)
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--
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No
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Artist:
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The Arrogant Worms
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Title:
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C’est Cheese
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Year:
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2002
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Title
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Length
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Sample
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1
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Sam, The Guy From ’Quiney’
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1:52
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No
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2
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Kill The Dog Next Door
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3:27
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No
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3
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Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts
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5:04
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No
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4
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Sex, Drugs & RRSPs
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2:35
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No
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5
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History Is Made By Stupid People
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2:35
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No
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6
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My Voice Is Changing
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2:16
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No
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7
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Proud To Be A Banker
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2;20
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No
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8
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Horizon
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3:24
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No
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9
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The Happy Happy Birthday Song
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1:54
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No
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10
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Dangerous
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2:46
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No
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11
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The Mountie Song
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3:22
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No
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12
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Dog Food Woman
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2:45
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No
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|
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13
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Mounted Animal Nature Trail
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2:08
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No
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14
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A Real Letter From A real Yahoo
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0:52
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No
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15
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Let There Be Guns
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2:08
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No
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Artist:
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The Arrogant Worms
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Title:
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Russell’s Shorts
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Year:
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2002
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Title
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Length
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Sample
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1
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Tokyo Love Song
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3:08
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No
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